This book is dedicated to all learners of the Italian language that want to use it correctly. The volume is divided into chapters of 4-6 pages each, introduced by vignettes designed to check authentic language spoken by Italians. How would you ask for help? Talk about love? Get peoples attention? Greet people? Address children? These and other questions will be explained, taking the reader through the use and abuse of spoken Italian and giving tips for proper speech. In this volume, rich in grammar, the Italian comedian, Toto, explains how the web has changed the Italian language spoken in film, television, media, the bureaucracy and on the internet.